Said the conductor on the Underground: “Lay-dies and Gentomen, the next station is Knightsbridge. Even if you don’t want to buy anything make sure you stop in at Herrods and get a shopping bag. Then go downstairs to the Food Hall and put a couple apples in it –just in case your neighbors are out mowing the lawn. You know you want them to know where you have been!”
We’ll take a pass on Herrods apples and continue on to Heathrow. Next stop: Lisbon.